This morning I had an appointment with Dr Mounds. It was time to start phase one of operation boob fill! The twins are now at 1/3 capacity. It was pretty cool. He just located the spout (for lack of a better word) on the expander, whipped out a big huge syringe, poked it into my breast and kazaam – instant boob job. It did not hurt. In fact, I felt nothing at all. That must be one of the perks of a double mastectomy. My faux breasts have no sensation at all. If I had not been watching as he jabbed that needle in to my flesh I would have not even known I had been poked. Pretty cool, huh?
Phase two is in 2 weeks. I wonder how many phases before I reach Dolly Parton proportions? Probably a lot more than I am getting.
Tomorrow is chemo day. It is not nearly as much fun now that I know there is not really cake……





